ghostbusters inspired sentence meme

acidtoned:

• “Don’t cross the streams.”
• “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad’?”
• “Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”
• “We came! We saw! We kicked its ass!”
• “Yes it’s true. … This man has no dick.”
• “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”
• "When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘Yes!’”
• "I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
• “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it. Let’s do it!”
• “Back off, man! I’m a scientist!”
• “Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
• “Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”
• “Listen… do you smell something?”
• “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”
• “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”
• “Nice shootin’, Tex!”
• “I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.”
• “Okay, who brought the dog?”
• “I’ve quit better jobs than this.”
• “I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.”
• “Wow. I got to get some sleep, I’m dying.”
• “I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.”
• “They hate this. I like to torture them.”
• “I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?”
• “Oh, no! I have all NEW cheap moves.”
• “Well, he was borderline for a while… then he crossed the border.”
• “Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.”
• “You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal!”
• “Ungrateful little yuppie larva.”
• “I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year’s Eve.”
• “Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”
• “You’re much better than you realize. You don’t give yourself enough credit.”
• “I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!”
• “Wow, that is one ugly dude.”
• “You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.”
• “Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.”