ODDLY SPECIFIC AUS I NEED

pumpkinsdean:

• ‘we both got kicked out of our rooms because our roommates are having sex so now we’re standing in the hallway avoiding each other’ AU
• 'I heard you singing backstreet boys at 3am and decided to sing along oops’ AU
• ’ holy shit i’m in the wrong car’ AU
• LASER TAG AU
• ‘Omg I can’t believe you still listen to CDs let me help you digitize’ AU
• ’ I know you steal my wifi to watch porn but it’s kinda hot idk’ AU
• 'My pet really hates your pet’ AU
• ’ Customer that knows wayyyy more than the brand new employee please help me out’ AU
• 'I was walking by the roller coasters and SOMEONE’S SHOE FLEW OFF AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD” AU
• 'dude i know we don’t know each other but my swim trunks came off when i jumped in the water can you grab them for me’ AU
• ”it’s 2am and i’m drunk and i need some goddamn french fries right now so open your fucking door’ AU
• SWIM TEAM AU
• 'got mistaken for a celebrity by the celebrity’s biggest fan’ AU
• 'this person just fell asleep on me in the subway but they’re cute so whatever’ AU
• 'sorry i set the fire alarm in our building off again for the forty-eighth time i was trying to cook’ AU
• 'so YOU’RE the douchebag who keeps mowing their lawn while i’m trying to sleep’ AU
• 'I know nothing about camping will you help me i think i heard a bear’ au
• WINDOW WASHER AU 
• 'we’re literally the only two kids who ride this school bus maybe we should carpool or make out or something’ AU
• 'I hired you off craigslist to be my date for a wedding’ AU
•  ’I’m a werewolf but I’m embarrassed to tell you because my wolf form is more like a chihuahua’ AU
• 'we both tried to rob a bank at the same time’ AU

ALL THE AU’S (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

raul-guerra:

Have still to change a few things here and there but more or less this is my first idea for the Wicked…
#wicked #oz #chistery #elphaba #drawing

squeegool:

i know people would hate me for doing this. I just watched Wicked last night… I mean Maleficent. 

missanthroopy:

     Okay, so it is very well established that  Jacy Dean     was
    — is — simply a little shit. But she was  aware that   people
    didn’t often   like being called ’ babe ‘ off a total     stranger.  
    And, honestly, that’s why it had become a main word in  her
    extensive vocabulary. She found it amusing to make  people
    pretty uncomfortable with one little word. Well, if stressed  at
    to stop — and depending on whether she was inclined to  the
    person — she’d attempt to control it. But in instances such as
    these    she    got   a    kick    out    of    irking    them    a    bit.     

           ❝ Hmm … was that just me or did I hear a  just yet ? 
           now            that               sounds                 promising. ❞

    ( could her smirking — a flirtatious glint in her eyes — get
      anymore shameless ? yes, it could & yes, it     WOULD. )

               ❝ Hey. I said this place is like a fucking MAZE. ❞

( ——  ☂  —— )

     This  girl  already  made  her  blood  boil.     Her ambiguity
     was  both  deterring   and   alluring,       and  Evelyn  hated
     herself  for even thinking it,      but as much as she  already
     hated her, she was tempted to keep going, just a bit longer.

  “ You heard whatever you heard, I suppose. And
    maze or not, I have calculus in five minutes so —-   ”

                                She trailed off,      eyes darting from her
                                smirking lips back to her eyes,   equally
                                as full of it.

        “ Do you want to see the
           junior lockers or not -  ? ”

The 50th icon/gif in your folder is your muse’s reaction to finding out their life has been a lie.

ghostbusters inspired sentence meme

acidtoned:

• “Don’t cross the streams.”
• “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, ‘bad’?”
• “Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.”
• “We came! We saw! We kicked its ass!”
• “Yes it’s true. … This man has no dick.”
• “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”
• "When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘Yes!’”
• "I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”
• “I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it. Let’s do it!”
• “Back off, man! I’m a scientist!”
• “Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.”
• “Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”
• “Listen… do you smell something?”
• “That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.”
• “This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.”
• “Nice shootin’, Tex!”
• “I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.”
• “Okay, who brought the dog?”
• “I’ve quit better jobs than this.”
• “I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.”
• “Wow. I got to get some sleep, I’m dying.”
• “I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.”
• “They hate this. I like to torture them.”
• “I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?”
• “Oh, no! I have all NEW cheap moves.”
• “Well, he was borderline for a while… then he crossed the border.”
• “Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right.”
• “You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal!”
• “Ungrateful little yuppie larva.”
• “I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year’s Eve.”
• “Aren’t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”
• “You’re much better than you realize. You don’t give yourself enough credit.”
• “I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake!”
• “Wow, that is one ugly dude.”
• “You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.”
• “Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.”

nixreginam:

To: Heart of Gold ❤
[ iMessage ]

Yes !!! Duh Elphie, why else would I ask? lol we want you to spend the holidays with us. you will have to deal with marshmallow trying to snuggle you to death. also loud singing especially during christmas but yeaaaah!

                                              [ send ]

To: Heart of Gold ❤
[ iMessage ]

Please spend the holidays with us?

                                              [ send ]

( text; snowy ): oh joy singing

( text; snowy ): before you go inviting me to joyous festivities you should know I’m Scrooge’s bitter sister

( text; snowy ): but I’ll bring Killyjoy and he and Marshmellow can attempt food heists together