❝Oh God I remember that. Whenever I see a sham-wow
I honestly just roll around laughing. Why do you think I
had to get rid of the sham-wow here in the apartment?
Oh! Didn’t he try to call you a few times for ANOTHER
booty call?❞
–––––– ☂ ––––––
“ oh god don’t remind me. I was tempted to
mail him a wiki-how on how to pleasure girls,
or even how not to pleasure girls. the number
one thing would probably be not to punch me
in the boob, or text in the middle, or offer me
a sham-wow, but y'know, baby steps. ”
