To: Heart of Gold ❤
[ iMessage ]
Um well then. Holy shit? That's... good. Very good.
How generous of him. Shall we send him a reward?[ send ]
( text; snowy ): I think we should send him a congratulations card
( text; snowy ): also a giftcard to a dating site
( text; snowy ): pretty sure Linda can do better
( text; snowy ): I mean at least she puts a towel down
( text; snowy ): sensible bitch right there