❝Well at least it’s not just concentrated in one area.
Honestly though, if I had known he was going to do
this I would have cancelled on my aunt. I don’t need
her lecturing me as well.
Seriously, you are a life saver.❞
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“ trust me, it’s not a problem. remember the sham-wow
guy? let’s just say I had to wear a scarf and sensitive-
underwear for a week. I swear to fucking god some
guys can’t tell the part of a vagina from a television
remote. took him like an hour and too this day I can’t
see a sham-wow without laughing and shuddering. ”
“I mean A FUCKING SHAM WOW? ”
