To: Heart of Gold ❤
[ iMessage ]
I'm honestly not surprised she had sex with sham wow guy tbh with you. She's been eyeing him like he was a piece of meat for weeks.
[ iMessage ]
can you even give someone a giftcard to a dating website?
( text; snowy ): she eyes everyone like a piece of meat
( text; snowy ): she slept with ME once
( text; snowy ): yeah, you can
( text; snowy ): Nessa and I sent one to our father once
( text; snowy ): he wasn’t very pleased
To: Heart of Gold ❤
[ iMessage ]
Um well then. Holy shit? That's... good. Very good.
How generous of him. Shall we send him a reward?[ send ]
( text; snowy ): I think we should send him a congratulations card
( text; snowy ): also a giftcard to a dating site
( text; snowy ): pretty sure Linda can do better
( text; snowy ): I mean at least she puts a towel down
( text; snowy ): sensible bitch right there
poppiins-archive-blog:
╏☂╏.
"Wow Poppins, I never knew a sweet
little nanny could be so prejudiced. Tell
me, do you like the song u m b r e l l a?“
❟ ❟ : ❅ : ❟ ❟ —— ;;
❝what are you doing on my mountain ? ❞
“I’m sorry, I don’t recall giant land masses being inherently yours.”
“Oh horribly deformed monkeys, short-tempered witches, a corrupt wizard, the usual. What I wouldn’t suggest is getting on my nerves about it-“
❟ ❟ : ❅ : ❟ ❟ —— ;;
❝ you’re certainly peculiar. I’d never heard anyone
speak of their on home in such terms before ❞
“Suppose I am, though I wouldn’t consider Oz my home seeing as the better percentage of it’s populace is out for my bloodshed. I don’t really have a ‘home’ in the traditional sense. Never really appealed to me.”
“Let’s just say it’s the last place you’d want to go if you fancy your life.”
❟ ❟ : ❅ : ❟ ❟ —— ;;
❝and why is it so dreadfully dangerous, dare I ask ? ❞
“Oh horribly deformed monkeys, short-tempered witches, a corrupt wizard, the usual. What I wouldn’t suggest is getting on my nerves about it-”
