prxncecharming:

                 “——— I still think it seems like rain.”

( ——  ☂  —— )  

     “ you better hope not. I’m not wandering
       the park in the rain.      I don’t get wet. ”

prxncecharming:

“Sounds like a real nightmare.”

( ——  ☂  —— ) 

    “ I’m telling you,  anyone who thinks kids are darling
       little angels should take a job here for the summer.
       I mean  jesus christ  poor Regina     had a team of
       miniature  Snow Whites  trying  taking  her  down. ”

( ——  ☂  —— )

     “  Don’t    even    talk   to   me   about    the    villain
         tent —        some kid was hanging off my horns. ”

inhumanistic:

{•●♕●•}——— -

        ❝My costume smells like sweat and I have to put it
               back on in an hour for the parade…. Tell me you
               have deodorant, or perfume, or something.❞

( ——  ☂  —— )

    “You play a BEAST. Aren’t
      you  supposed   to smell?”

perfectlynxrmal:

                                                 ◄ ❀ ►

                               ❝ Well they seem like fun children. And smart ones at that, too. Also athletic. Or just really, really coordinated. Anyways, that was probably the most embarrassing thing ever. Why can’t most little kids love the villains, too ? ❞

( ☂ ) . 

                         _{"Oh  I  can  hardly say it was  the worst  experience  I’ve
                          had.   Besides,   it’s   rather    fun   watching   the    parents
                          apologize. To be honest, the reason kids can’t love villains
                          is  because we force them into unnecessary boxes of  good
                          and evil  for no valid reasons.  We’re raised to see them as
                          black  and  white,   with  no  in  between   or   neither.  We
                          essentially    box    ourselves   in.“}

perfectlynxrmal:

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

         _{a groan.}

                       _{❝ everyone seems to know about Cinderella girl. ❞}

                       _{❝ how’d the kids even reach your horns ? ❞}

( ☂ ) . 

                      _{“They were quite creative actually, I’ll give
                        them that. There was about three Auroras and
                        a  Phillip in pyramid formation before  they’re
                        parents  made them get down.   And can  you
                        blame  them  for  spreading it,   really?   That
                        shit’s    hilarious.     Cinderellas, right?.    Ugh.”}

perfectlynxrmal:

— ; ◤ ❁ ◢

                       _{❝ it’s not that bad. most children are nice enough. ❞}

                       _{except for that one child dressed as cinderella who tried to rip off her dress. yeah, she’s not telling her sister about that.}

( ☂ ) . 

                   _{"Don’t  think I didn’t hear about the  Cinderella
                    girl.  At least all the costumed brats that come
                    to    me   only   try   to  pull   my   horns    off.“}

( ☂ ) . 

                       _{"Do  you ever wonder if this entire  program
                        is  set up just make us all realize how much
                        we                   loathe               children?“}

poppiins:

   ❛  well, little girls do tend to like whoever gets called
     princess a bit better than everyone else. even if
       it is angelina jolie ❜

( ☂ ) .

                 "The how, may I ask, is Poppins going? She’s
                        neither a p r i n c e s s nor Angelina Jolie. How’s
                        that going for you?“

xprinsesse:

░ |♔| ░ } } - -

              ”My sister just forwarded me
               that story of that Alice who got
               stabbed in her arm with a pencil 
               by some impatient nut.

                 - - - if it ever comes to that, I 
                        will punch a guest.
                        In character, still, but—
                        yes, I would take them out.”

( ☂ ) .

                “That’s fucking ridiculous.

                                                                              ——- I’d burn them to a
                                                                             crisp. That’s in character
                                                                             for Mally,    is     it      not?”